Drop your landing page, CV or LinkedIn. Get a brutally honest teardown in about 60 seconds: three burns, three fixes, and a roast card worth posting.
Example roast of a made-up project-management SaaS page. Yours looks like this, about a minute after you pay.
“Streamline your workflow” is doing a lot of work for a sentence that says nothing.
Fix →Name the job and the outcome: “Plan a sprint in 10 minutes, not a 2-hour meeting.”
Three CTAs above the fold: Start free, Book demo, Watch video. Pick a lane — I left.
Fix →One primary button. Demo becomes a text link under it.
Your logo wall is five companies I can't verify and one of them is ‘Acme’.
Fix →Swap for one real quote with a name, role and a number.
Rewrite the headline around the single outcome your best customer bought you for.
The pricing table is clear and honest. Nobody had to email sales to learn a number.
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